Dec 09, 2022
Rigormortie: Death by Sex Puppet
Posted by Dick Bouvier December Bouvier Karin Kohlmeier

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  • Title: Rigormortie: Death by Sex Puppet
  • Author: Dick Bouvier December Bouvier Karin Kohlmeier
  • ISBN: 9780997174618
  • Page: 115
  • Format: Paperback
☆ Rigormortie: Death by Sex Puppet ¶ Dick Bouvier December Bouvier Karin Kohlmeier, Rigormortie: Death by Sex Puppet, Dick Bouvier December Bouvier Karin Kohlmeier, Rigormortie Death by Sex Puppet Trapped under a dead pound car salesman a young woman s struggle to survive leads to a world of remorseless urine bombings liver meringue pie fueled Nazis and the Sisters of the General Ledger a fringe group devoted to military style Catholicism and putting the Jesus back in Christ Reader Review As a forensic psychologist I found the creation of the pTrapp

☆ Rigormortie: Death by Sex Puppet ¶ Dick Bouvier December Bouvier Karin Kohlmeier - Rigormortie: Death by Sex Puppet, Rigormortie Death by Sex Puppet Trapped under a dead pound car salesman a young woman s struggle to survive leads to a world of remorseless urine bombings liver meringue pie fueled Nazis and the Sisters of the General Ledger

Glen

I won this book in a drawing.A humor book that tries way too hard to be funny, and ends up being not funny Sort of like a six year old trying to make up knock knock jokes.


Adam Howells

If you know before starting this book that the bulk of the narrative is a rambling, stream of consciousness journey through the absurdities of a wildly fictionalized, satirical, and HIGHLY cynical version of just about every American institution the major three players being school, government, and church , then you re in for a good time The majority of each chapter provides the reader the backstories of Constance Anne, our heroine who survived the pedophilia filled, racketeering driven exploits [...]


Leslie

This book is a big bowl of stream of consciousness insanity My best description would be if Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen did a boat load of hallucinogens and sat down with Hunter S Thompson to write a book about Florida and Massachusetts using only excerpts from Penthouse Letters.So who should read this book People who can t be offended I mean ever you laugh at dead baby jokes You know what goatse if you don t know don t look it up is, your think 4Chan is a nice, friendly place to hang out There [...]


Grace

My brother recommended that I read this book, saying it was a cross between Ted, Blazing Saddles and Stepbrothers He was right This is the funniest book I have ever read in my life Rigormortie is twisted and hysterical on every page and filled with outrageous images you just can t unsee How any book can be so stupid funny and so smart funny at the same time is beyond me.I binge read this in two sittings and now my husband is reading it I can hear him in the next room snorting This was truly a bl [...]


TL Travis

OMGYou had me at Authors notes This book doesn t miss a beat and makes cards against humanity look like the bible Your side splitting euphemisms are well worth the long read.


Stacy Fetters

If he s floppin his dong cuz he ain t no King Kong,Ya gotta make it right and make ya kitty tight Received from GoodRead First Reads for an honest review As we all know, I m one strange girl who laughs at the most awkward things and situations So when I seen that title I was sold Reading this book it was five stars all the way and little by little the ratings started to get lower and lower within a ten page radius of each star If you can t handle all the ridiculous satire then you should turn ba [...]


Wendy

RigourMortie Death by Sex Puppet which I won through Giveaways is a wacky satirical romp that revolves around Constance Anne Madonna Domenica O Leary, a young woman who s survived the exploitation of a racketeering organization at St Woody s Catholic School only to be trapped under a 400 pound Florida car salesman.With background stories for every character the novel becomes somewhat convoluted and hard to follow as it slowly progresses to a mystery that centers around Constance and the puppets [...]


Grace

My brother recommended that I read this book, saying it was a cross between Ted, Blazing Saddles and Stepbrothers He was right This is the funniest book I have ever read in my life Rigormortie is twisted and hysterical on every page and filled with outrageous images you just can t unsee How any book can be so stupid funny and so smart funny at the same time is beyond me.I binge read this in two sittings and now my husband is reading it I can hear him in the next room snorting This was truly a bl [...]


Cat Parker

I won this book in a Giveaway Sadly, this is the first book in a long time possibly ever that I haven t managed to finish I just couldn t bring myself to keep going It was very wordy, to the point of being dull instead of witty or amusing Clearly not my cup of tea, a shame as I had high expectations from the title Will pass it on in the hope that it finds a better home.


Jill

All I can say is that you guys need help I liked the book It s nice to know that I m not the only one with a warped mind There were times I had to go back and re read some All in all it was a good book


Sharon

I m labeling it as okay because comedy is such a personal thing The cover lists a blurb of rude and crude I would call it shock comedy I found it trite, but others may well find it hysterical Definitely adults only humoris was a giveaway


Anthonia

This book is a journey and it goes through a lot Even though most of the backstory of the characters is a rambling mess, you do get a little humor in this book which will make you laugh here and there A must read for book lovers everywhere.


Kerry Pickens

Not really my type of humor, but some type of humor is still better than none A friend took the book to read, so maybe it s his style.


Will Madden

I lost this book on a giveaway, but I realized I could have it anyway because I am grownup who can exchange cash for goods.I read this book on the subway with a live mariachi band playing in my ear because it just made sense that way.In the last months you ve heard a lot of noise about former periods of ill defined American greatness, but this book is an orgy of reminders about how the United States was founded by a bunch of people who couldn t keep their butts clean enough for post Bubonic pla [...]


Julie Witte

I recived this through GoodReads First Reads What a wild ride The innuendo, word play and satire both overloaded my brain yet left me craving Great booknda sick, kinda fantastic waste of my time By waste I mean I truely lost time I was so into this book Currently my b.f is reading because of my laughing so hard while reading this


KarnagesMistress

I received this book for free through Giveaways.


Steve Martinson

I won this book in a Giveaway I totally agree with a previous reviewer who said that she isn t offended by Anything, and dove into this book with excitement It is totally hilarious at first and then it just becomes and boring the longer you continue Cutting at least 100 pages would have helped tremendously It was repetitious and confusing I read all the way through and completely missed how Constance Ann was able to escape being crushed by the 400 lb guy who died on top of her and I was so bor [...]


Diane

I won this book in a first reads giveaway.Not for the faint of heart or the easily offended Satire, which seems ridiculously strange and surreal, the book turned out much better than I expected It has good plot structure, and even though the characters are strange they are also interesting There was a lot suspense and many twists and turns, but it was an interesting story in satire with a surprise ending.


Andrea

I received this book in a giveaway I was expecting a lot of dark humour but this book went way beyond my personal level of satire and vulgarity Very little of the story is relevant to the main characters and the authors go on so many tangents that it is difficult to keep track of the timeline What little expectations I had for this book were not even met.


Cyork87

This book is so irreverent and hysterical Each page is chock full of wild stories and characters The author truly builds a unique and fascinating world that will leave you howling for as you turn each page.


Alicia

What did I just read I don t know, but it was a funny, wild, gross, unbelievable, sick, crazy bunch of mess and IT was great.


Ashley

Won as a giveaway Very funny and enjoyable if you enjoy this type of satire Not necessarily a story about anything in particular, and can ramble on a bit, but an enjoyable read.


Cat

Love odd, quirky stories and this one did not disappoint Laugh out loud funny.


Shannon Croley

This book is hilarious I LOVED Death by Sex Puppet My favorite so far in 2016 I won my copy from First Reads, Lucky me


Samantha

I won this book via First Reads Giveaway I received a paperback copy.


Roxanne

This is a win review This book is a little on the bizarre side for me It is not good for people that offended easily It had some very funny parts.



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